oh, that's right! they tracked me down to get an MRI, but they'll NEVER track me down to hear the results!

this is just pissing off my eyes right now.

everybody has a pool.. i just have attention deficit..

why does fish smell like a lesbian locker room?

it's weird how in weddings, people save the cakes for last.. 'cause they know their "friends" will leave otherwise..

i like to think of food 24/7, to give overweight people a break..

what about working at jim's pizza, would make you think you can be our Sr developer????