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I have worked Construction all my life. That never Stopped me from playing games.

this comment is NOT from sarah!!!

they make a pill for everything these days, its a good thing i don't need help getting a boner

ew, there's this one guy i can't stand, and i literally just gagged when i heard him stretch :(

puke much?

so many people at my office walk like hobits :(

no..no... i can kinda see how you'd think necklace engraving and frontend web dev are the same..

international realtions applicant:

• Served as a commander of special demolition team.
  

i would walk 500 miles..

Sarah Henderson: It's been about 129 days, which is about 4.3 months... I don't understand how I keep forgetting to count a month... it wont matter in 1.7 months anyways

i've perfected zoning people out.

5:56pm

question of the day...

How do people forget to flush the toilet in the public bathrooms?? I swear everyday I have to flush someone's own pee at least once a day. I am completely disgusted. This is why I hold my pee all day!!!

-Chris

any plans friday?

Sarah Henderson: I just made a fb invite for dinner at my place Friday... the 25th at 8:30pm... for any friends who did not recieve this invite and would like to keep "single-lonely man-hating steph" company... let me know. All i need is one person to show up..

just a friendly IM from an old mexican lady i haven't heard from in two years:

CiCiboop! says:
TO BAD MEXICO LOSS
BUUUU
SO YOU GO FOR!!!

i'm now to apologize, for being a bitch.

i don't even remember what it's like to be liked for your personality..

no seriously, stop screaming, nobody loves you... F*CK!!

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did i win the lotto????

or did the screaming baby next to me???

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hey straight guy wearing batman shirt... no, not cool to wear the tiny greenish backpack with the free orangatang key chain.

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i get that u thought u bought a cute purse dog..

buut really he's ugly, don't bring him to the airport.

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some people look like monsters.

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i hate it when i google the wrong thing.

"LILY ALLEN NUDE, AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!"

i'm gonna eat a sexy salad.

Sarah Henderson: being sexually frustrated is really frustrating... I think i'm starting to lose hair... I need to stop watching TV... everything seems to contain some sort of sexual content... even the food channel is driving me crazy.... omg...

well.. to be fair, you did have a male friend draw a pic of you in your lingerie for your bday yesterday..

Sarah Hendson: Since my college laptop’s hard-drive crashed a few months ago I don’t have any pictures from my college days… dug up one of like 3 photos of me and one of my ex-boyfriends… it’s been a long time since I last embraced a man…

Reminiscing about the good ol’ days when the men were plentiful and even I was over-whelmed wi...th options… now I’d be happy if a male stranger gave me a hug… Yup, cold slap in the face… I’ve been relegated to the lower ranks of the caste system that men have created solely based on a women’s age and youthful appearance… *sigh*

i hate it when you'll be like "this smells like butt" and then someone'll be like "why do you know what butt smells like???"

i hate those people.

i'm gonna work on not stereotyping..

..you work on learning to drive.

be careful what you wish for.

Sarah Henderson: I’ve been meeting a lot of tall, good looking and charming Korean men… this is not good for my life goals… they are like the sirens from the Odyssey trying to steer me off path…. must fight temptation ugh… birthday WISH please come true!

the weirdest part has always been, the things that happen inbetween.

if you're trying to make a point, but you marry someone with the same last name.. would you then change yours?

i'd only be a stay at home mom, if my arm hair was sinched off.

i'm cute, but not modest.

i want nothing to do with you, and yet here we sit again..

it weighs heavily on all of us..

Sarah Henderson: I say ladies, as much as we want to believe that it’s not possible to “take advantage” of a man – if he does not find you attractive and you are more aggressive sexually he will allege that you “raped” him (figuratively)…. and your name will be defamed in his circle of friends... just a warning... I think some of us ma...y be surprised by the reputations men have given us without our knowledge...

new lows.

Sarah Henderson: Congrats to my baby brother, he was accepted into the Leadership Program… [pic below] somehow I find it mildly ironic and disturbing that my brother is tall, good looking, smart & Chinese… too bad we look related jp jp

want!

i'm so glad i didn't get a matching octopus tat with my two gay boyfriends in my three way relationship, only to be broken up with by the two of them.

why was six afraid of seven?

Greetings!

I'm replying to your craislist post... my name is Thomas Sun, sometimes I sign my work as 5.

no ya, so she's like the lamer version of me.

hung like a unicorn.. mmhhhmmm.

just put 'im to sleep, i gotta go get my nails done..

"marker and crayon"

i feel like i should be more affected by gary coleman's death... or whatever.

in the land of being fabulous, i've got a front row.

i start ugly rumors... i love that about me.