insecure???

her latest status update:

Sarah Henderson: Why is your boyfriend messaging me?

i mean you, not him..

i don't get the numbering at the end.. it's not the same list right.. that's not me right? it's not the same list..

i don't even have to tell you who wrote this..

I can still wear my North Face in Montana

I laughed out loud the other day when I remembered all the times my friends have made fun of me for dating men they deemed “unattractive.” Having had two relatively attractive boyfriends in the past, I always felt like I was having to defend my rights to being in that relationship. I’ve known how women will stop at NOTHING to make your life miserable and quite frankly my frustrations had manifested into a level of insecurity that I could not emotionally control.

Sometimes it’s not worth it. There are not enough attractive men versus attractive women in Seattle (Asians). For all the men that I ever found attractive, I knew of at least 3-4 girls who thought the same and had already “dated” and/or had physical relations w/ them. I don’t like the thought of being the 5th or 6th girl out of my circle of friends to be dating the same guy. It really cheapens the experience. In addition, these same guys also have large egos as this point and I wouldn’t be attracted to them anyways.

Another thing that I think also makes it hard for an Asian girl in Seattle is that there is not a large disparity in our looks meaning to say that we are all comparatively the same level of “good looking.” Of course there are ranges but we all generally dress nice and know how to take care of ourselves. The majority of us went to the UW and we all own a black North Face Denali jacket… and that is why we live in Seattle. We are a pretty “standard” city.

In conclusion, if you want an 1) attractive man who has 2) not dated or slept with half your female friends and 3) you want to feel secure in your relationship than you should move to Montana… where there are few Asians and less competition.

Wanted: Gardener Intern (Seattle)

in anticipation of my getting fired, elle emailed me this craigslist ad:

We are a technology company that needs landscaping. Come work long hours for no pay, in an environment where you won't learn anything about your field because, well there's no one here who actually knows anything about gardening. We use the term intern to describe somebody who we get to work for free, and we don't do any actual mentoring.

i just sat on the toilet still wearing pj pants... thank goodness i didn't release the hounds.

no ya, TOTALLY brilliant.. way to go America..

the world's so much more colorful, when you live it laughing at people.

they're ALWAYS the ones that don't need it..

i HATE it when people say "in need of some R&R".

"wolfs nursing"

i was tryin to find ya'll something cute :(

have some respect!

nothin sexier than gettin an expensive pedi, and walking out in clearly used flipflops of the owner's.

you're not one of us, until you're hated.

the more "attractive" she gets, the less attractive she gets..

Sarah Henderson: The massage therapist I had yesterday just moved up here from LA and she was telling me how great it is to live there when you are young and fabulous. I hate how much I want to get a boob job and run-away to LA, but my conservative Asian side keeps telling me that I’ll regret it… plus I’m 24 so if I’m going to do both those things I need to do it now. I just feel so scared to make that decision...

[moments later...]

Sarah Henderson: I wonder if 10 years from now I’m going to think to myself… yea, it was fun but I really wished I used that time more wisely and yea having these boobs is nice, but now no conservative Chinese man wants me because I don’t look or act conventional…

i wish the US was down like thailand :(

an unfortunate typo (this girl isn't funny at all :( )

Summer Levin: Work is finished now its time to tidy up the house cook a wonderful dinner and last but not least homemade apple pie yummmy...Betty cocker =)

and i'll do it with a sense of entitlement and confused look on my face.

one of my favorite things about china, is their "eye for an eye" policy.

ima go there, cut people off, drive twenty.. and then park in the middle of the road.

craislists of the day:

Looking for a versatile Jazz and swing trio

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Need very fine females with great bodys for nude art. $125 an hour. Email photos and contact number.

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We are seeking one muscular, good looking man to serve drinks with his shirt off (long pants OK) at a 50th birthday party for a gay man. No sexual interaction is expected, you would simply serve drinks and host the food area.
There will be approximately 10 - 15 people (M/F) in attendance, and is expected to last about 2 hours. The party is on a Saturday in May.
Either respond with photo or we will have to make arrangements to meet first.

Hello, my name is Brad Larkin, and I have been playing CoH for quite some time. I mean I'm on like 16-20+hrs a day and have a few lvl 50 toons..

groom your nipples.

i was about to make an argument for like.. it bein ok to dress "hot unprofessional" as long as it's hot..

.. but then i realized that was just in self defense.

but for the rest of you.. there really should be SOME restriction in the workplace..

i want a new tat, but am broke.

i wish sleeping with people was the same as "sleeping" with people... i would get so much free stuff :(

then i started misreading headlines:

Among the must-haves for rich men in northeast China, the official Xinhua News Agency recently said was a young beautiful wife, a Lamborghini and a Tibetan mastiff, "the bigger and more ferocious the better."

"oh my gosh that SO describes me!" (big and ferocious)

So how can you gauge whether you are too fat?

“Pinching an inch or more at the waist is a wonderful wake-up call that you may have too much fat,” says Len Kravitz, Ph.D., a professor of exercise physiology at the University of New Mexico.

"what does lenny kravitz's opinion have to do with this???"

totally serious and consumed by this.

i just boobled.

i've been really tired lately.

i can't even keep my eyes open today.

long/short: i went to "www.youtupe.com" and then tried to "booble" the video i couldn't find on youtupe.

how bout "holy heart attack"

Alessandra Drieger: Just powered through 40 wings at Gators' all you can eat. Holy heartburn.

..someone better pay up for a plus sized lazy boy.

i think it happened between lunch and mail delivery.

the men's room is fifteen feet away from the women's, just around the corner.

the deceased beetle from this morning, that started by the women's room.. is now 5'11" closer to the men's room!

k, so now we just need the fattest, most disturbing people, with untied shoelaces, to scamper that hall.


NO ONE PICK THIS ISH UP!

a candidate just mailed me a request to reimburse him for his WOW membership.

via his physical bank statement.

...with only one line crossed through his account number.

way to go failed educational system.

OH MY GOSH!!! ANNNNNNNNDDDD his humdifier !!!!

sometimes we get important bulletins at work:

"my parents have a cow for sale. this one is ideal for butchering. the rough estimate currently is that he is between 350 and 400 lbs of meat. they are looking for someone to purchase the cow and then have it butchered. this cow was hey fed "home grown".

why can't we just look for someone to befriend the cow? what's with the violence?

<---------------------------------------------------X->

i saw my bro walkin by, so i signaled him over and asked him to eat whatever mystery product i had been suckling on, pretending it was brownies..

no questions asked he accepted and walked away snacking.

i envy his frame.

notes and ideas:

Sarah Henderson: I hope this doesn't reflect on me (probably does)... if I EVER get asked out again... strawberry picking is a pretty good date idea

on etiquette.

sarah Henderson: You know what’s also very nice…. When the guy offers to pick you up… most guys don’t offer anymore and I think it’s really cute when they do… neways… it’d be nice if more guys started offering… most LIKELY I’ll say no anyways since I’d want to drive my own car in case you start making me feel awkward or expect anything… it’s not smart for a girl to not have an escape vehicle on a date

ima pass.. now if you had the sq root of 16..

Bachelor of Science: Simulation Programming
DeVry University - Phoenix AZ
Graduated Spring 2008 - GPA π (3.14)

i'm pathetic.

i think you forget how repulsive you are until someone lists your pros:

"i think it's adorable that you have a curtsie in your arsenal of responses." - Dave

and that's what it would look like scaling a tree..

i will admit to knowing one of these people.

sensual.

art and sciences.

"how can you tell when someone's bad?" - Jon

"because they're awful..." - PG

i don't have time to watch this..

http://www.zoonbats.com/


you can make your own captions.

welfare.

why'd they add the essay portion?? ..they don't even count it..

[CLICK IT, OR TICKET]

"Come and be my friend until the end I'll be your friend as well"

WHAT BUS ROUTE DO YOU TAKE?!

Venessa Anderson: WOW...dude on bus is looking porn concealed with a newspaper...really?

if your wife has bad taste..

divorce her.. it's genetic.

i hate self inflicted nicknames.

Regards,

Mark Biel
aka: Mooosey

Charles Ingalls

"If you live your life based on what's going to happen, before you know it your life is over."

no ya, this is disgusting.

a close relative of mine was heard in a meeting down the hall:

"IN THE DEFENSE OF MASTURBATION!!!!" -close relative

"movie about soul with four black women"

i thank my lucky stars for google, every day.

truth.

2:32Girl that looks like pretty Girl

i walked up to one of the promo girls i saw over the weekend and asked her what company she works for

its gonna be alcohol stuff

which is bank usually

but i got the field manage's business card and send over all my stuff on saturday, and they hired me today

2:32pmPrettyGirl

awesome that'll be some good money then

i wish i believed in drinking sometimes :(

at least when i'm broke

or sex

or drugs

or anything profitable really

even real estate

2:33pmGirl that looks like Pretty Girl

oh don't

it doesnt make you feel any better after the fact

well

sex does

but you'd be in the same boat as me so its a moot point

he has red hair :)

Ben O'neal: St Patty's: When you find out everyone is part-Irish & it's finally cool to have red hair. PS. It's recessive. shouldn't be a deal-breaker.

fail google.. MASS fail.

ouff, my ass crack/luv handle region is cold... i want a puppy.

what to do, what to do..

i've got the body for calvin klein, but the class for frederick's.

wait.. so you don't want these?

not even for $150?


not even if you trade in your tanning package so you can afford them?




oh.. huh.. honey i don't know you at all!

http://www.michigan.gov/dhs/0,1607,7-124-5452_7117-16476--,00.html

Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight, police say

(CNN) -- A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.

The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on.

After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement.

Hatton had four or five shots and went to bed while Long finished the bottle, Hayden said.

At 5:30 the next morning, Hatton awoke to the sound of the baby's cries coming from the oven. He had been in it for several hours, police said.

Emergency crews responding to the scene transported the infant to a local hospital, where he was found to be unharmed.

The incident was reported to authorities by a psychiatric facility that Long turned to when he learned what he had done, officials said.

"He actually called a mental health crisis line immediately thereafter and told them that he had done this. And they contacted us," Hayden said.

Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000.

Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.

Authorities have removed the baby from its mother's care and awarded emergency custody to members of her family.

http://www.michigan.gov/dhs/0,1607,7-124-5452_7117-16476--,00.html

girl talk.

PG:
oh ya can you imagine nine years of your life wasted away.

he always was like "we should wait till marriage" but was screwing random prostitutes on the side.

suuuuper awesome.

he is a failure at life and i hope he finds Christ, on the reals.

Katlyn:
i hope christ finds his ass and rapes it. what a piece of shit.

PG:
k well Christ wouldn't do that. but i feel what you feel.

Katlyn:
lol yes I know, but someone in prison named hesus would

don't get your hopes up, she has pretty parents.

some things to orgasm over..

Well and then this is from a candidate:

what would a nice taiwanese man say about this!?

Sarah Henderson: Tomorrow, St. Patrick’s Day, marks my 4 year anniversary for my first ambulance ride. Apparently, if you drink too much and pass out on the streets of SF, the SFPD will charter you a nice ambulance ride (by force, if you can't walk on your own, your friends can’t take you home). Thank you Regence BlueShield for coverin...g the entire $2K nap I took in the ER and the nice warm hospital socks… I still wear them.

nice friendly taiwanese man .. (to a melody) "who could ask for anything more"

Sarah Henderson: I'm always dressed to impress... some friends introduced me to these nice Taiwanese Men (friendly) and I was wearing a sheer purple dress that showcased my white lacey bra... I even matched my eyeshadow with my dress and clipped purple hair extensions in to match the new orange streaks I had foiled into my jet black ha...ir... I swear I thought we were going to Copper Cart... note to self... DO CLASSY MORE OFTEN hahaha

"simon, please find a photo where your ears are shorter"

some deadbeats have all the luck.

i'm always wondering how my friends have so much time for "spin and yoga!" .. "ran and now zumba!".

..it's 'cause they're drug dealers.

what to expect when dancing on your garage box:

:(< (vomit smiley)

why do summers in WA smell like the pad box at school?

this animal/face exists somewhere.

bomb!

semi literally.

takes the cake.

i have a thing with guys forearms and their veininess. and j found me a winner it would seem!

Frankfurt.

this one makes me want to have kids :)

or go shopping.. or whatever heartless thing i usually say accompanied by a kid pic.

yes please.

does this make anyone else wanna vomit?

this is why you don't shop at places that use karts.. no matter..

i fear i will become this.

and the craiglist's headlines keep rollin..

I need someone with a truck and a lawn mower

P/T Mom and Kids to help at our house

quite the charmer.

"so i'm tellin him that drinks are expensive in vegas... and he's like "well ya, especially when you include $1 tip for every drink.." a dollar tip? a dollar? what is he still in high school? i was like "hello what're you doing???? LIVING EIGHT YEARS AGO!?" - chris

10:41pm

"you smell like lucky charms." - Chris

derek's band:

America got fat, so so did our furniture.. pathetic.

Of all American adults age 20 to 74, about 46 percent were overweight or obese in 1960, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. By 2005-06, that number had risen to about 73 percent for Americans 20 or older.

The growth of our girth has prompted the Business and Institutional Furniture Manufacturer's Association to revise its test load standards used in the industry to evaluate product safety and durability. The standard for general purpose office chairs is now 250 pounds, up from 220.

"What we have noticed is people wanting bigger, more comfy, cozy sofas," said Heather Neubaur, manager at the Room & Board store in Culver City, Calif., who emphasized that the demand was driven by all consumers, not just heavy people.

Some plus-size furniture proudly flaunts its generous proportions, but in many cases, manufacturers and retailers rely on subtle marketing.

Shangle said he knew of a company that made a "wonderful" dining room table and chairs, but the chairs were a bit fragile. So the company added three other styles of seating, including a bench it said would suit families with children.

"In reality, the bench was for folks who wouldn't fit in the chair," Shangle said.

maybe we should make workout machines be stronger too. just a thought in the air..

Go on a diet?

Sarah Henderson: I LOVE BUFFETS… I really like the Tulalip and Snoqualmie Casino ones, Sunday Brunch at Salty’s is amazing but $$$ and Old Country Buffet is a Staple… Blue Fin is good too – too bad working at Todai ruined my appetite for Sushi Seafood Buffets – When I go up to BC I always make a stop at ShabuSen... Main Japanese Buffet... in Fed Way is good too… I think I know what I need to do this weekend =)

my friend saw this in a bathroom.

we need to implement it at work :(

i feel like i've hit third base with her.

Chef Daniel Angerer served his wife's breast milk at his restaurant.

the runaways movie!

very excited about this.. also dakota fanning is 16. thank you.

one last attempt.

Sarah Henderson: I am looking for Americanized conservative Taiwanese/Chinese men with good family backgrounds. Not looking to date… just need to know they exist and where to find them when I need to get married… what state/city do I have to move to so that I may better my chances… I seem to be in the wrong location…

"modeling"

http://ljonesphoto.com/modelling/1.asp?img=m-3-b.jpg

i wanna date this guy.. when he breaks out of jail.

i've never seen anything like this.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f3_1268164148

have you ever been shocked when you've been talkin to someone and then you find out he's had sex with a woman?

foster parent :D

Check out this great MSN Video: Dog Adopts Albino Tiger Cubs

this is why i live in America.

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

"if i wasn't there, i wouldn't have believed it."

In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.

It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.

oh glory... I HAVE WORK TO DO!

ouff, how i love me some animal cruelty.

i don't even care what this site is about..

http://www.diamondsintheruff.com/earlysocialization.html

Reminds me of peace.

Monica Kreitz

and it made my smile, but also think.

this morning in the sbux drive through, the barista asked "would you like a pastry or cupcake with that?"

I answered "nope, just an oatmeal"

and she replied "VERY GOOD CHOICE, SMART CHOICE"

and i thought to myself.. we really should encourage people to eat healthier.

beyond hating carl, i'm most certain he's single.

Jake Taler

thinks it's gonna be interesting when whites are the minority in like 60 years.

Carl Christmas

dear trogan condoms, were do you get off? (HA!) making a product thats affordable and reliable. you've doomed our race. lol.operation impending doom 3

This made me cry :) ... finally.

Gates No Longer World's Richest Man

Ouff, I hope his wife leaves him.

i want this sooooooooo badddd!

j please please please please please!!! i will move to your barn! he will plow the fields! he can feed the hens in the morning.

pllllleeeeaaasseeee!

you know you've raised good kids when..

Vanessa Anderson to> Adam Anderson: did you know Chuch Norris turned 70 today???....

and WINNER!

google's better than bing, 'cause they actually HAD pics of "blonde baby with distorted head".

uuoooohhhhh JR!

i want presents.

and then there's james.. who's kind of a combo..

Im very interested, when are you free? looking to move soon. Im 38yr , I have a girlfriend which her mother is not ok with us living together, part owner of a restaurant, which Im currently trying to pull out of it. Im going to go back into being a sports model. Just need a place to figure out if we are going to take it to the next level. At least 6months to a year, not sure. Thank you for responding back... Also looking for something soon...

sole information:

My career goals is to have a job i can make a living off of and also have lots of fun. I am always available after 2:10 P.M. week days and always on the weekends
Salary: 10.00

85 years together!

i'm afraid for when they die :(

i bet the other parts are good too.

this is a real. i'm serious. this belongs to someone's body..

"just puttin food down the pipe" - LM

seriously chanel??? tom called..

just sayin..

if i die before i learn to speak, will money pay for all the days i spent awake but half asleep?

no but seriously, i'm gonna get fired tho.

lil ms fix it.

dear j, i will help you build a barn as you wish ... much like noah and his ark, but for selfish reasons of playing cowboys and indians.. if you get me this TOTALLY me, gun. i will hot glue the hurk out of that barn!

i still can't believe that QT from 2gether died :(

I swear he ads more assets every time.. i get it! you're rollin on dubs.. now why you renting a room in a townhouse??

I'm definitely interested in your townhouse.I'm self employed... 41 single guy from the Sumner that wants to move up to the eastside.I would be a good person for you as a renter. No pets.. and I don't do drugs at all.I'm clean and neat and don't make a mess. I would respect your place as if it was my own.Is the garage available for parking? I have a black bmw that is a pain to detail and keep clean.I have references and have been contracted with the same employer for about 4 years now.I'm going to be up in Bellevue tomorrow afternoon and could swing by if you're available.Thanks.. Thomas my cell is 253-555-3429

top news in society and culture..

Woman Gives Birth to Surprise Baby, Then Picks up Other Child

A 32-year-old woman from Kentucky gave birth to a baby and told the press she didn´t even know she was pregnant.
She delivered the baby on the floor of a laundry room without any help and later cut the umbilical cord.
Before the mother of two went to the hospital, she had picked up her other son and even stopped at her mother´s house to show the newborn.

and the roommate search continues..

Looking for a proffesional type roommate (women). Looking for apt or house to rent. Please be on time with rent, and not a party animal. I'm in my 30s getting back into modeling. I like to workout and be healthy, and not bad on the eyes. Need to find a place fast!

psychics?

funny how we all just want everyone else to be unhappy.

not ok.

http://www.filteredout.org/

seattle's so crap.. well unless you're miss burien..

ugh, SERIOUSLY seattle!? we can't even do tech right.. this city sux!

...it's even prettier than our city :(

...i'm gonna go hang myself to maintain some statistics..

Raleigh is the kind of tech-forward city that, innovative as it is, often gets overlooked in favor of San Francisco, San Jose or Seattle. But this year the North Carolina capital passed its flashier rivals to grab the No. 1 spot on Forbes' Most Wired Cities list.
Raleigh's win means it ranks higher overall than any other U.S. city in three measures: broadband penetration, broadband access and plentiful wi-fi hot spots. Taken together, the factors point to a populace that readily uses high-speed Internet inside and outside the home.

Past winning cities haven't lost their wired factor. Last year's No. 1, Seattle, ranks No. 3 this year, while Atlanta, the most wired city from 2008, is No. 2.

he looks great in those jeans, but i' gotta man.

it's nuts how the older you get, you start seeing yourself in so many people.

i think people misunderstand this to be attraction, when in reality we should take to heart how much we all have in common.

what a wonderful thing to be the same and yet different.

everyone has a twin, but this is ridic!

my best friend cadee wilder has a wallpaper line.

http://kremelife.com/

and so does her soul twin...

http://aimeewilder.com/

what the heck, right!?

anyone have a kid i can borrow?

7 to 10-year-old boy needed for photoshoot

I'm a photographer looking for a boy about Bart Simpson's age for a photoshoot at the University Heights Community Center.



... or send to an almost certain impending doom..

it could be you!

Looking for Miss Bremerton (Kitsap county)

Are you the next "Miss Bremerton"? we are a local advertising company that is doing an annual calendar of the best looking girls in Bremerton. The calendar is sponsored by local businesses and the top twelve candidates will be selected to appear in the calendar that will submitted to all of Kitsap County to promote local businesses. Twelve will be chosen but only one will get paid.. Thats right after the twelve calendar girls are selected Kitsap County will vote and the winner will receive $5000.00 dollars cash and be crowned the new "Miss Bremerton"! Submit you photos today (as high quality as possible). And we will select the top twelve. The twelve selected will be proffesionally photographed and entered into calendar. But the winner will receive $5000.00 cash. Time is running out. Entries must be submitted by May for 2011 calendar..


Location: Kitsap county
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $ 5000.00 cash
PostingID: 1635426318

i hate it when people say "farce" too many times.

slim-faster.

"no yes, you will defffffiniiiteeely want to lose weight. i mean, iiii will deffffiniiteely want you to lose weight." - LM

LM = my inter monologue.

"the more of those you eat, the more sick you will feel. ... i ate three." - LM

wait a second, he did this on purpose..

in lieu of splenda, i am opting for caloric honey. hmm, came across an interesting fact:

Stamina: A glass of milk and honey daily in the morning is known to improve the stamina of people. While milk contains proteins, honey contains the necessary carbohydrates required for effective metabolism

[this was the pic that represented "stamina". be careful what you wish for.]

the only thing i love more than coffee, is splenda..

but this weekend, i gave it up for j.

that's right, cold turkey.

there is a promise of getting fat in there, i am most certain..

Vegas texts me from time to time..

"Party with a purpose.. ladies bring your sugar daddy and walk away with cash"

chick who only talks about her twins, just changed topics:

Debra Kinder: I don't understand why there are so many different types of toothpaste - it's almost stressful!

one of my gays in SD accidentally IMd me..

Dillon Bronx:
sorry about last night, I felt soo crappy
my stomach was super bloated for some reason

lol pretty solid.

:D-IO= <--- fat smiley guy.

Jason tang: beautifully sunny and only 50 degrees, a great compromise for a fat guy!

ima turn my blinker on to get away from youuuu.

i hate it when people driving this..


or this..

do this to me...

wearing these...

dis.gust.ing.