why does every gay have an outline of a state tatted on their chest??

i'm everything that you're not, and i'm definitely not nice.

dear stupid f*ck kid. the crayons the nice lady gave you, were not to make her life hell.

dear stupid f*ck rents.. go stupid f*ck yourself.

i don't know how else to tell you, that your low self esteem is unattractive.

never get tired of computer guys throwin their hair back..

what are you applying for?

http://vimeo.com/11694766

jussstt an email.. jusstttt to ask.. juuuust in case..

Does [name of company] do work experience for under 18s?

don't you mean $20??... let's get real.

Sarah Henderson: I really dislike when guys try to go through me to get to another girlfriend of mine... it's like so demeaning... esp for a girl who is struggling... it's like telling a homeless person to hand $5 dollars to the guy in the suit next to him...

naw ya, i wanna waste my money on a nag..

Sarah Henderson: I have decided that I want a modest 3 carat Harry Winston Diamond Ring, which approximates at about +$100k. From my understanding, an engagement ring should cost a man about 2 months’ salary and if I calculated correctly that would mean that my future fiancé would have to make a min. of $50k a month and about $600k a year.

Sarah Henderson: assuming that I am NEVER going to get any ass... does anyone WANT SOME FREE CONDOMS... I don't see a point in having them and it's only pissing me off knowing they are in my room...



moments later, she gets "mr. bear" in on the campaign.. this is the first pic i am able to share of mr. bear, as she's not in it:

"it's like a bra, wear the right size please."

unflattering glasses girl?

i know that this is ignorant american of me.. but i love that there's a place called "le tampon"

that's a tat right?? please tell me that's a tat!

sarah henderson: 10 more days til' I can embrace a MAN...

because she's goin to vegas.

some quick cash!

Sarah Henderson: Can I tempt any ladies into coming with me wednesday night for a meet and greet with Seattle's Most Eligible Asian Bachelors?!?! Do I hear any YES!... *chirp chirp*

Please help me out... I will give you each $5 to come with me =)

scroll one.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/grega85/page1/

in the news:

"9 things gabby reece wants to do before she dies: gabby's bucket list includes learning to play piano, and visiting new zealand."

no ya, i've always known what i wnted, it was just never you.

one of these things is unlike the others.

salary: "240 a day on a 10 hour day."

ouff, it's almost like if i keep eating, i get a prize..

when you're pretty, no one's listening anyway:

"oh okay. no it was james's cousin who was making her mad. So that is why she wrote it. Not because of me and jill. But she did get really annoyed with jill and I because on sat we werent shitfaced and for some reason she wanted us to. I ended up getting drunk but while I was I guess she told jill while I was in the bathroom why we werent getting drunk and why we werent having fun. But jill and I were completely confused cause we were like we are having fun." -[email from] Chris

Please provide a link to your porfolio:

http://856-535-564

asians invent EVERYTHING!

i don't have drama.

i was reading perusing postsecret.com and after i exed out, i thought to myself [in the post secret rhythm]

"sometimes i wish it didn't smell like crotch in my office.. so i wouldn't' have to go home sick"

if you liked 9 voicemails in 15 min:

http://www.dearrightadvice.com/

the only thing that gets you fatter than a career in HR, is a career in the senate.

no seriously, people in bellingham just bout look like monsters.

i'm sorry.

this is a real pic you can buy.

http://www.zazzle.com/torn_heart_poster-228066402812435635

hmm maybe to get a taiwanese man, we cut back on our menstrual gibber jabber?

Sarah Henderson: O and in less than 3 weeks is also when I start my monthly =) everything is so WELL planned....

Application for Computer Science Degree:

personal statement:
"I was laid off from the city, and I would be interested in working in a
feild I have always wanted to be part of. Construction is currently in the decline so I need to find a new path to follow. I have plenty of
ideas."


Extracurricular Activities, Honors, and Awards:
Set up recycling in SPU, SU, and Amazon while I wroked there.

thank you for submitting your... story.. tho you don't currently have the skills we seek, we will..

When I was four I lived in downtown Kent. The apartment I was living in was primarily for older residents. I grew up playing Sonic on sega and Descent on the PC. I learned how to use Dos before I could ride a bike. Video Games have all but consumed my interest. To the day I still play and enjoy video games, including Star Fox. I'm twenty two years old and I've hit a junction in my life. I'm not happy at my current job and I need something that sparks my interest. I garantee with me and the team this company can blossom into something great!

what do you get when you cross a custodia, a life guard, and a "food handler"?

not a 3d character artist..

now that i'm in a relationship, i need to start hiring uglier guys.

beyond my obsession with MI props to Jon Wilcox, love this pic!

it's weird how in some cities you can get laid even if you're ugly.

Desired salary: 21

cows?

i'm tooooootaally a seven..

Stephanie Hernandez What girl isn't INSECURE?! I think I just happen to talk about it because I like hearing what people have to say... has nothing to do with my confidence... lol

warning signs.

i saw this image today and literally thought "i wish i was that thin.." that's wrong, right?

i like how you're trying to make it sound like you don't just tear tickets in half..

"movie technician"

according to sarah henderson, korean men are the "bad boy" type.

now according to the korean guy that used to beat his wife across the hall from me, and the korean guy who dragged his girl friend into the car by her hair outside my appt window.. i'd only ask to what degree??

i'm so mad at scarlet johanson's face.. gah, i would never friend that..