when you're pretty, no one's listening anyway:

"oh okay. no it was james's cousin who was making her mad. So that is why she wrote it. Not because of me and jill. But she did get really annoyed with jill and I because on sat we werent shitfaced and for some reason she wanted us to. I ended up getting drunk but while I was I guess she told jill while I was in the bathroom why we werent getting drunk and why we werent having fun. But jill and I were completely confused cause we were like we are having fun." -[email from] Chris