another reason to start your kid's college fund, and thus another reason to not have kids..

researchers found that (in this order) smoking, low IQ, low income, high blood pressure, and low activity, are the leading causes of heart disease.

my friend made a note of obesity not being listed.

and that's cute and all, but i don't need someone to tell me i'm gonna die of a disease to starve myself.

my point being i guess, that i'm genetically disposed to look like a medium sized soft pear.. but i starve myself 98% of the time, so i can look like a ... just under medium sized even softer pear.

and my mom asks me daily why i don't go to the gym every day like i used to, or why she is now able to force feed me cake, when this had never been the case (she doesn't understand my level of compromised commitment to my relationship).

it's no fun exhausting yourself to look average.. trust.

but don't walk away from this study thinkin it's cool to pig out.. 'cause when you die of diabetes, i'll be too emaciated to call out an "i told you so.."