an occasion to celebrate.. ..or to be celibate.

Sarah Henderson: is ANYONE actually coming to my "CELEBRATE 2 YEARS OF SARAH BEING SINGLE AWESOME-NESS Party??? Haha... I got some pitty responses!Also big shoutout to Lover's Package for having my pe...rfect ANTI MAN / ANTI VALENTINE'S Gift ^_^

i don't think this has anything to do with her being single.. if anything, she could be a marriage counselor..


Sarah Henderson:Sometimes you lose a man to the girl who looks like an underage amateur porn star… after all, a nice pair of fake boobs and a small waist will make any guy weak in the knees… some of us girls don’t look like every man’s sexual fantasy? It happens, life happens… I guess I wouldn’t want a man who likes girls like that anyways… so don’t date men who are into cars

or this..

Sarah Henderson: I just had a full length conversation about scary movies with Mr. Bear and just for the record... HE/SHE is wrong and I DO NOT SNORE LOUDER after watching one... and Mr. Bear is grounded for hiding my TV Remote so don't bother asking him to hang out...


"it's not easy being green... or asian." -keroppi