BRB

ugh i actually have to work right now, and j is coming tonight so there will be intermittent blogging capabilities. i do, however, have a mil stories. including:

"there was this one girl at speed dating with long hair down to her butt.. i was like ummm hello, when you go to the bathroom does it get in the toilet!? but then i REALLY thought.. ew, does it get stuck in her butt crack?! OR HER BUTT HOLE?!" - Chris

I also have a story for Byron since he is such a solid reader, and i really wanna share the first date i've ever been on..

and anyhow just so you know, i'm not givin up on my fans ;)