close but no cigar.

ugh... i just wrestled with myself about some uber good material, that relied heavily on this girl bein a butterface.

regardless i am deciding that i have outgrown my humor.. don't get me wrong, it's spot on, and ingenius.. but unnecessary. and i'm not about to hurt this chick's feelings. i'm takin the will smith approach to my art form.

.... pics/names/lawsuits aside.. i CAN list why you're whack:

1. pink is NOT your color chick.. and the platinum you've bestowed on your head.. really not doing your frail form justice.
2. get a new haircut, i tried that three years past.
3. your shoes HAVE to be from nine west.. you disgust me.
4. sidenote, they don't match your outfit.
5. i get you're a 000, but that doesn't mean you're attractive.
6. doin the "prancer" stance is soooooo "look at me!"
7. if you're gays are hit, and your girls are too ethnic or pudgy.. nobody knows you.
8. but most importantly annonymous girl... YOUR.FACE.IS.WHACK.

get to the gym, and be workin on your fitness.