higher standards.

enough tellin guys to "reach for the stars".. let's talk about me some more..

girls.. you need to have higher standards.

this valentine's day when your bf forgot to book dinner reservations, just remember he's not as uncreative as he pretends to be.

i know this seems shocking... but no ya, i'm def right, and he's def just lazy. how do i know? 'cause if i tell my bf that my sportsbra is sweaty, he pictures me naked.

now imagine what you could find on yelp if you just harness that energy.