if you give a dog a bone... you may as well get free shipping.

i had to teach j that you can't buy chicks practical garbage..

..i got a lamp for xmas.

this valentine's day, i'll teach you incompitent fools a trick of the trade... kinda how like no guy knows you're supposed to cut off those two lil buttons on the inside of your button down shirts.

a) best value for ordering flowers: www.proflowers.com

i actually got j the "lucky in love bamboo" last year, 'cause nothing screams desire, like pandas.

b) anything you buy (including flowers) you can find a promotion code for. i think only metrosexuals and queers know this, so again: go to google, and type in the store you're considering.. and coupons.. "victoria's secret coupon code" "proflowers coupon" etc.

generally makes a considerable difference.

every year i buy this perfume from europe for a friend for $3. leaves me a million dollars more to spend on other dust collectors.

and NO, you don't have to wait till vday weekend to entertain the idea of valentine's giving. it's the freakin thought, not the timeline..

,,and YES j, you WILL celebrate st.patty's day as a couple! 'cause we live in america.. and minus becoming obese, the only thing we're good at is mass consumerism...