a little bit of monica in my life, a little bit of tonya by my side..

Tmobile:

"i'll suspend the service in case he makes long distance calls." -tmobile

"i don't think he will, he's homeless.. and now he has my phone and all my memories." - me

"aww bum" - tmobile

"literally" - me.


Asurion phone insurance:

"how do you know your phone was stolen, do you have proof that you saw someone take it" -Asurion

"i've been texting the person who stole it, and they said they would sell it back to me." -me

"oh BAT-COM i'm sorry, why can't they just buy your own phone !??!!"