[i am exploring new ways to use my language to express myself, yet spare the virgin ears of my bf and kids at the zoo alike. editorially, not only does this create a challenge, but it really makes things.. well.. not necessarily less interesting, but certainly less vulgar]
I was forced into using a RAW sugar packet at WF again. KNOWING that they neither have sugar free coffee syrup, OR calorie free sweetener. i know many things, and one is that RAW sugar is all cals and no flavor.
SO THANK YOU WF FOR CHARGING ME MORE THAN SBUX, MAKING ME FATTER, LESS TASTEFULLY HAPPY, AND SERVING ME WITH YOUR STUPID HOLIDAY CUP.. THAT YOU COULDN'T REPLACE DESPITE YOUR HIGH PRICES.
i drove to albertson's, a REAL grocery outlet, and bought some ziplocks.
...i'll see you tomorrow.
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