Too close to home..

so today i urbandictionaried my name... because after a week of ignoring it, fb told me to.

we seemed right in line for a while...

1) "PG" is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people. Gosh there's so many ugly people here, where is "PG" when you need her.

2) Freakin HOT, amazing in the sack, freeek-a-leek, sweet, caring, funny, smart... and boooooooootylicious :) mmm mmm.... goooooooooood.

3) a girl that is cool, smart, fun to be around, and always there to help... you know what i mean wink - wink she is so hot! and the thing everyone loves about her is her A$$!! f*ck yea... that thing can bounce you out... and you can grab it all day! "PG"... come help me in the bathroom?!

4)"PG" is a girl who is my angel sent by God.. perfect in every way and someone you love loving.
wow, look shez a "PG"

huh... this all sounds like me rigth.. but then i realized..

5) a complete goofball whom i love to death! she's so cute, funny and a prankster! my best friend forever! "PG" put icy hot on a teacher's chair in 7th grade.

6) stupid funny, makes you laugh your a$$ off, will kill you if you hurt her feelings, and likes to scam all the guyz.. and their a$$es! HOLY SH*T!! that guy has the hottest a$$ ever... i sure want that piece of that butt cake!

7)"PG" Another one of my bestest friends ever! I lover her very much. She is Alicia's twin. She is funny, nice, laid-back, diverse, and cool! I will miss her very much when i move.

~A.R.
"PG" is also awesomer than toni.

8) a chick that is very SEXY also great at making love she has a huge booty that will pleasure that lucky man she loves. also an outgoing chick that always makes you laugh with the ridiculous things she says. "PG" loves Xavier.

9) a super silly flute player who's pretty insane and is most likely going to end up in a mental hospital. "we need to put you in the "PG" home"

I WANNA KNOW WHO DID THIS, AND I WANNA KNOW NOW!







...i also used to spill bubbles all over the back stockroom atwork, so the UPS guy would slip and fall on the concrete when he was late.