be proud of your achievements in life.. 555..

i haven't even read this, i'm just most certain it's gold..


This article that Josh shared with me is semi accurate. I thought it would be entertaining to respond to the list as if it was a questionnaire hahah. Ladies, you should go through and answer some of these for yourself. Pretty interesting~

Link: http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/women_s_secrets/

30 Secrets Every Woman Keeps from Her Man – Sarah adds commentary
By: Kathryn Eisman

My Best Friend Knows Everything
***This is true, esp. your size and how attractive I find you

Your Hands Turn Me On
***Uhm not really, I don’t notice a man’s hands unless you have smaller hands than me… in which case you must be shorter than me and that is a NO GO

I Sleep in Your T-Shirt
***Yes, this I do… I will sleep in your T-shirt 7 days/wk – 365 days/yr. and I will wear it out into public not because it reminds me of you, but because it is WAYY more comfortable than wearing my own clothes… that and I will also need a pair of your boxers…

I Lie About My Number
***No, lying about your number is wrong. Be proud of your achievements in life…

I Fantasized About You
***Yes, but certainly not as much as you think I do. I honestly spend most of my time fantasizing about having sex with famous people esp. Wang Lee hom or Wilbur Pan. This will never change…

I Compare You to My Exes
***Yes, all women do this… you compare us to your ex’s… do you not?

I've Googled Your Exes
***Yes, not google, but facebook them. I will first have to hunt down who they are by going through all your facebook pictures and if I can’t find her there… I will ask you probing questions until you give me enough information to look her up somewhere online.

I Lose My Appetite
***No, this will never be possible

My Body isn't Always this Smooth
***No, I honestly don’t care if my body is smooth or not. I’m naturally hairless… I do, however, shave my crotch regularly, but not for you… I just don’t like it itching.

I Can Be Disorganized
***Yes, I am.

I Know About Your Porn Stash
***Yes, I don’t need to search for your porn stash… I will be able to tell easily if you are the type of person who watches a lot of it… the more I think you watch it, the less ass you will be getting.

I Always Need Extra Time
***Yes and No.

I'm Usually Late
***Yes, I tend to be 15 mins. late on avg. You, however, better not be late. I’m late because I like walking in and seeing that you are waiting for me. Don’t ruin the experience.

You've Made Me Cry
***Yes, and if you make me cry, I will make you sorry.

I Like When You Call
***Yes, I like when you call me. Please call, don’t text me. Don’t make the mistake of not calling me often enough because you don’t want to seem desperate, I’d rather be annoyed with you then be like “Where’s my call bitch”… when I start thinking I’m not cool enough for you to call regularly… I will for sure CALL YOU… tell you exactly how annoyed I am that you haven’t called me and if you persist with not calling… I will move on - no questions asked… just make sure you don’t’ regret it.

I Want You to Talk a Little Dirty
***No, I’m not into that. I talk dirty on a regular basis and find it humorous… so if you don’t want to make me laugh then don’t do this.

I Saved Your Voice Mails
***No, I don’t listen to my voicemails.

I Wear Granny Underwear
***YES! I do. I wear them with everything, even my sexy dresses. My butt likes loose things… get used to it.

I Spend a Lot on Clothes
***Yes, this I do. Make-up, tanning, nails, hair etc etc you name it… man hunting is an expensive hobby. I am not nearing debt yet, but if I get any older, I may need to start getting some major surgery, in which case I may need to take out a loan.

I'm Constantly Testing You
***Yes, I’m testing to see how stupid you are… be prepared.

I Check Your Butt Out
***No, I do not check out men’s butts… I don’t have that kind of fetish… you just need to be tall.

I Need to Know You Want Me
***Yes, you definitely need to want me. I will not be with a man who doesn’t want to “rape” me every second they are with me… I didn’t spend all this money for nothing.

I Love It When You're Jealous
***No, jealous guys make life difficult. You have to understand I have a lot of male friends.

You're Sexy When You Go to Work
***Heck yes, I love men who wear suits to work… omfg… it’s crazy sexy. Yes…. I also like TIES… fuck

I Start Fights When I Feel Ignored
***Yes and No, I don’t know what I would do if a guy ignored me? Hrm….. I’ll have to think about this one.

I Think You're Cheap if I Pay
***Yes and No, I will pay my way no problem. All I’m going to say is that I like generous men…

I've Fantasized About Your Best Friend
***No, I do not fantasize about other “normal” guys esp. your friends. I will assume that you will always be the hottest one out of all of them, if not, then we have a problem. I only fantasize about Chinese pop stars anyways.

My Friends Know Things Before You
***Yes, just be glad that I have friends and I am not DEVOTING my entire life to you. You will rather me tell my friends everything about you (that you don’t want them to know) than have me leech onto you. It is not cool for a girl to not have her own life.

I Get Nostalgic About Us
***Yes, if you are tall and Chinese… I will miss yo’ ass.

I Want You to Take Control in Bed
***I don’t have a response for this.