but what if you go on your first date.. twice.

have you ever been raped of your virginity whilst drunk.. only to wake up and be ensured that it wasn't RAPE ... just pressured???

now tell me, have you ever gone on a date with that person 10 years late?

...let's unfold that second first date:

my friend was recently contacted by the guy she'd lost her virginty to on facebook.. now the details of how here hymen came loose are still in question, but we all know where the heart is.. it's in adobe, under shapes.. 'cause this story has nothing to do with heart.

he sweettalked her over the phone with lines like "i work on autobody things" and "i've changed since high school... i used to think i was cool.. now i go to bible study."

she agreed to go on a date with him..

"cool you wanna come over right now?" he asked. (a thirty min drive)

"no dude.. call me later this week"

they decide to meet for "alice in wonderland" followed by drinks.

he was late.. as he was arriving via bus.

...wearing a backpack... and plaque.

"do you wanna get high before the movie, my backpack is full of herb."

"why'd you take the bus here? i'm not takin you home.."

"aww.. umm my license got taken away.."

"what? why.."

"hey the movie's starting.."

throughout the movie, he romanticly grasped her hand, claiming he was scared. you know, the ol' "pg flicks make me tinkle."

later they had sweet conversation about a reformed life "my friends and i get high and this guy that read the bible tells us about it."

as he walked back to her car, he sorta forced her into a kiss before she got in. then he headed for the bus.

how nice to get to cut it short, as his transportation closes at dusk.

24 hours go by and not a peep.

at this point we think we're off the hook.

'cept for the text at the 24 hr mark.

"hey i had fun last night we should do it again."

"what'd you do today?" she asked.

"awww umm.. crazy thing.. on the way to the bus, i got arrested. ya, i spent the night in jail again.."