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Rejected by the Chinese Man (Frustrations Part 2)

Today at 10:42am

Dear Chinese Man,

I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean what I said. That was really rude and unlady-like of me to tell you to “suck it.” I will try to be more appropriate next time.

I just want to state my case and also enlighten you on my attractive female qualities that I think would interest you if you allowed me the chance to showcase them to you.

I understand that you are physically attracted to the Hyori, Boa and Wonder Girls types, sorry, you will have to look past this as I can only lose weight, but will never have a petite delicate pretty frame/face and even less possible to change my ethnicity.

No matter what, you are going to have to move on from the looks part… somehow I believe that you will come to love my “All-American” body and artificially tan skin. I have been told that I have decent “ASS-ets” but you probably were never a butt guy so I guess that wouldn’t work in my favor.

Anyways, I want to highlight some important qualities that I know you are looking for in a woman. Actually, I think you honestly only have 3 things on your checklist. Looks (we’ve already established that I fail on this one in every way), cute personality and domesticated. 2/3 isn’t too bad… you can’t have everything right ^_~.

Cuteness: I am so very very cute it is disgusting. I know that wasn’t a very validating statement but this is what I mean. I like Hello Kitty. No, I am OBSESSED over anything Hello Kitty. Nothing more, nothing less… if you look up “cute” in the dictionary it will read “Hello Kitty,” but to sweeten the deal, I have a stuffed bear named Mr. Bear that I play with/talk to EVERYday as if it were real. I believe that I have already tipped the scale on my cuteness factor and need not go on. ---I watch cartoons regularly…

I know I said “cute personality,” but what the heck is considered a cute personality… if whiny, pouty, excessively girly, and high pitched voices constitute cute personality than I also do all of that, but only on occasion. I would not think to highlight such “characteristics” as I’m sure that “ANNOYING” would and should more appropriately describe such a girl. But I guess that’s just my opinion and guys like this nonetheless…. Okay so I fail.

Domesticated: I try… give me an “A” for effort… Honestly, domestication is easily learned and I am strongly against women falling into a role of “domestication” because it is standard… this is sexist and wrong. As long as you do not expect me to be domesticated… you will see that I am because I want you to feel comfortable.

To be continued…